Six-year-old Ned's mother was looking through an old family Bible when an oak leaf fell out.
Ned said, "I guess that must be Adam's shorts."
“What’s wrong, Bubba?” asked the pastor.
“I need you to pray for my hearing,” said Bubba.
The pastor put his hands on Bubba’s ears and prayed.
When he was done, he asked, “So how’s your hearing?”
“I don’t know,” said Bubba. “It isn’t until next Tuesday.”